Bill Maher quotes

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible …I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

People Problems Religion Humor

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in …Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Relationship Man woman Women Humor

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I …Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!'

Humor Short

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most …The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

Idea Problems Humor



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