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Short Quotes
She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.Short Witty Humor
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.Short
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.Short
As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.Short Thinking
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!Short Humor
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.Short
Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.Short
Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.Short Power
Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.Short Secret
Only cowards torture women.Short
A society which does not protect, respect and honor its women can have no claim of being civilizedShort Society
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easyShort
Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?Short Mind Feeling
You don't bite the women of other males.Short
Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.Short
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Funny Witty Humor
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.Funny Relationship Humor
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!Funny Life Humor
Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.Funny Relationship Book
[About Cloning] There is a pleasurable way of creating children, I don't see why you're wasting billions of dollars in a laboratory. I am only talking about when still women are able to bear children. it doesn't matter what you call it, you're just producing a human body which is alive - means the life process is there with all the ingredientsFunny Life Science Humor
She's strong! And scary... I bet she's single... I'd put money on itFunny Short
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Love, the poet said, is woman's whole existence.Love Poetry
You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you.Love Advice
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.Love Marriage Mistake
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.Love Laughter
He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts.Love
Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy.Love Short
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.Love
I don't like it when I outweigh my men.Love Humor
She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire.Love
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Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.Humor
Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.Humor Memory Men
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.Humor Man woman
Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a ladyHumor
Feminism is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands.Humor
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.Humor
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.Humor
She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.Humor
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.Humor
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.Humor
"That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."Humor
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.Humor
'She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.'Humor Emotions Soul Passion
All Women Quotes ⇑
A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.Witty Humor Knowledge
there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroyRelationship Humor Man woman
I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.Man woman
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
A Woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself and only herselfSimile
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.Witty Humor
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere elseAdvice
To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation-is that good for the world?Religion Children
A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.
(When) you educate a man; you educate a man. (When) you educate a woman; you educate a generation.Education Truth Man
It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.Beauty Existence
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with themRelationship
Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the entire society.Society
Culture does not make people. People make culture. If it is true that the full humanity of women is not our culture, then we can and must make it our culture.Humanity
A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right arm.Education
She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.Desire Love Passion Romance
Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is not nurturing to the whole woman.Change Difficulty
There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.Beauty
She was sensible and clever, but eager in everything; her sorrows, her joys, could have no moderation.
I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.Relationship Simile
Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.Men
How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?Expectation
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.Dreams Love Work Romance
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.Work
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.Relationship Humor Advice
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.Life Short
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.Marriage Humor
I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.Freedom
i am water soft enough to offer life tough enough to drown it awayLife Short Strength
You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money...Money
Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too. Their beauty is absolute. It is the perfect harmony.Beauty
Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for you; it means learning to respect and use your own brains and instincts; hence, grappling with hard work.
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke... She will need her sisterhood.Courage Freedom
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.
Don't be scared... Women can handle the worst kind of pain. You'll find out one day.Pain
When you are walking on the street, why should you be bothered whether someone is a woman or a man? It's not your business. Only in bathrooms and bedrooms it should matter - nowhere else.
Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.Education
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.
The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.
It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.
The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.Beauty Death Poetry
How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - went unarmed and were taught nothing of fighting, while the strong were trained to the highest reaches of their skill.
After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...Inspirational Life Humor Smile
Some women have a weakness for shoes... I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for books.
The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be superior and she inferiorMan woman
We need the women of the world to participate in creating a gentler economy. Only in a balance between the masculine and the feminine can there be a holistic world
Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.Music
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.Problems Men Man woman
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.Freedom Advice
How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode.Life Love
I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would not be weak, or helpless again I would not, could not be broken. Tamed.
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.Relationship
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. 
The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her. 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. 
The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile. 
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. 
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. 
She is very clever, too clever for a woman. She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness. 
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. 
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. 
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. 
Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age. 
Women are never so strong as after their defeat. 
Only cowards torture women. 
A society which does not protect, respect and honor its women can have no claim of being civilized 
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy 
Women will see liberation only in building a society beyond gender. 
You don't bite the women of other males. 
Dispute not with her: she is lunatic. 
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. 
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. 
Those who think women cannot be leaders are not married. 
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! 
Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find. ![[About Cloning] There is a pleasurable way of creating children, I don't see why you're wasting …](/i/quotes-pictures/9/684-sadhguru-cloning-humans-humor.png)
[About Cloning] There is a pleasurable way of creating children, I don't see why you're wasting billions of dollars in a laboratory. I am only talking about when still women are able to bear children. it doesn't matter what you call it, you're just producing a human body which is alive - means the life process is there with all the ingredients 
Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body. 
You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you. 
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her. 
He made her feel like more than the sum of her parts. 
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. 
She's mad, but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. 
Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings. 
Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember. 
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men. 
Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady 
Feminism is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands. 
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. 
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh. 
She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down. 
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. 
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. 
"That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two." 
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. 
'She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.' 
A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy
I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
A Woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself and only herself
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation-is that good for the world?
A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.
(When) you educate a man; you educate a man. (When) you educate a woman; you educate a generation.
It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them
Women are one half of society which gives birth to the other half so it is as if they are the entire society.
Culture does not make people. People make culture. If it is true that the full humanity of women is not our culture, then we can and must make it our culture.
A state that does not educate and train women is like a man who only trains his right arm.
A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.
She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.
Stepping onto a brand-new path is difficult, but not more difficult than remaining in a situation, which is not nurturing to the whole woman.
There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.
She was sensible and clever, but eager in everything; her sorrows, her joys, could have no moderation.
I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.
How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.
Let us leave pretty women to men with no imagination.
You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money...
Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too. Their beauty is absolute. It is the perfect harmony.
Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for you; it means learning to respect and use your own brains and instincts; hence, grappling with hard work.
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke... She will need her sisterhood.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.
Don't be scared... Women can handle the worst kind of pain. You'll find out one day.
When you are walking on the street, why should you be bothered whether someone is a woman or a man? It's not your business. Only in bathrooms and bedrooms it should matter - nowhere else.
Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.
The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.
It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.
The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.
How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - went unarmed and were taught nothing of fighting, while the strong were trained to the highest reaches of their skill.
After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...
Some women have a weakness for shoes... I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for books.
My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.
The idea that women are inferior to men is absurd. When a man is born of a woman, how can he be superior and she inferior
We need the women of the world to participate in creating a gentler economy. Only in a balance between the masculine and the feminine can there be a holistic world
Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.
How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode.
I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would not be weak, or helpless again I would not, could not be broken. Tamed.
Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.