Derek Landy quotes

We're not retreating, we're advancing in …We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse

Humor Short

Doors are for people with no …Doors are for people with no imagination.

Imagination

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to …It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay.

Humor

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly …I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Funny

'Kindness suits you.' 'Really? I think I'm quite allergic to …"Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it."

Humor Kindness Short

'They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,' Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. 'They've …"They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."



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