Diana Wynne Jones quotes
If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.Humor
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.Humor Hate
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.
Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!
All Diana Wynne Jones quotes ⇑