Eoin Colfer quotes
Illegal is always faster. 
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. 
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told 
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter-they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught. 
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. 
A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. 
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. 
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. 
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. 
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. 
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.