George Bernard Shaw quotes
Youth is wasted on the young. 
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. 
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. 
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone. 
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute. 
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. 
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. 
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. 
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. 
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. George Bernard Shaw Short quotes ⇑
Short Quotes
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. 
George Bernard Shaw Funny quotes ⇑
Funny Quotes
George Bernard Shaw Inspirational quotes ⇑
Inspirational Quotes
You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?' 
People who say 'it cannot be done' should not interrupt those who are doing it. All George Bernard Shaw quotes ⇑
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me, whilst all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
