Jeaniene Frost quotes
If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.... 
If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we'll have so much to talk about when I see you again... 
I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank. 
There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away. 
I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp! 
"Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?" "In this case, it's a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up." 
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need. 
She's my kitten, and no one else's. 
Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off. Jeaniene Frost Humor quotes ⇑
Humor Quotes
"What the hell was that?" I gasped. "Premature inflammation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing. I don't like to talk about it." 
You're not a woman... You're the Grim Reaper with red hair! All Jeaniene Frost quotes ⇑
"Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you"-his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips-"if we leave, I won't behave."
"You called her Kitten? And she let you?" "She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!"
Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!
Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...