Jim Butcher quotes

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your …When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family.

People Truth Family

Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing …Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking.

Evil

The only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do …The only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Short Fear Life

'Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm …'Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Humor Short Sarcasm

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is …Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Life Short Humor

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and …Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Laughter Humor

You're in America now... Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich …You're in America now... Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.

Humor Politics

The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent …The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

Humanity Mind

Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and …Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

Humor Evil World

Sleep is God. Go …Sleep is God. Go worship.

God Short

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of …What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

Choice

In the name of the Pizza Lord. …In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

Humor



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So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you …So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?

Humor

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you …You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.

Humor

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, …We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Humor



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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in …I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Death Humor

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like …Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

Analogy Humor Relationship

'Holy shit,' I breathed. 'Hellhounds.' 'Harry,' Michael said sternly. 'You know I hate it when you …"Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds." "Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear." "You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds."

The building was on fire, and it wasn't my …The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon …Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.