Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.Witty Humor
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.Funny Witty Humor Laughter
If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.Inspirational Humor
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.Humor
I'll take crazy over stupid any day.Short
The thing about a hero, is even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, he's going to keep digging, he's going to keep trying to do right and make up for what's gone before, just because that's who he is.
There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that.Humor
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. 
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn. 
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. 
If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you. 
Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own. 
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. 
I'll take crazy over stupid any day. 
Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE. 
The thing about a hero, is even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, he's going to keep digging, he's going to keep trying to do right and make up for what's gone before, just because that's who he is. 
There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that. 
You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. 
There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'.
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
"So, why do you write these strong female characters?" "Because you're still asking me that question."
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.