Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man.Short Humor
Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.
"I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.
You forget, darling. I am the local psychopath.Humor
You know children, always playing with the forces of darkness.
"If there's anything I can do- I know there probably isn't, but..." Just be here