Lewis Carroll quotes

Alice: How long is forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one …Alice: How long is forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.

Short Time

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against …Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Reality War Short Imagination

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person …It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Change Short Time Past

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from …I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Reality

I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers …I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.

Nature

'Where should I go?' -Alice. 'That depends on where you want to end up.' - The Cheshire …"Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

Door: Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean …Door: Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

Humor

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or …If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Humor

The hurrier I go, the behinder I …The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

Short

It's a poor sort of memory that only works …It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards

Short Memory

Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you …Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are!

'I don't think...' then you shouldn't talk, said the …"I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Humor



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Humor Quotes
'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, very gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then …"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

Humor

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before …Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Humor



All Lewis Carroll quotes ⇑


I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since …I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.

Change

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great …Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Curiouser and …Curiouser and curiouser.

'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; …'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax …"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings"