Meg Cabot quotes
Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either. 
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. 
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising. 
And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her