P. C. Cast quotes
You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.Short Humor
Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.Darkness Evil Light
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
Because you are the superhero fledgling. I'm just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds is your dorky minions.Romance
Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.
Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. 
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. 
Because you are the superhero fledgling. I'm just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds is your dorky minions. 
Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.