P. G. Wodehouse quotes

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in …There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

Literature Friendship

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the …He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Humor Life

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is …Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

Opinion Humor

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will …And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Insult Humor Marriage

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no …He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

Humor Intelligence Insult

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being …I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.






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