Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both.Truth Humor
Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.Anger
Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them."Love
Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'Man woman
"That's a pretty lame superhero name," I told him. "Scooby-Doo is already taken," he said with dignity. "Anything else sounds lame in comparison."Humor
Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.Funny Simile
Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both. 
A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter. 
Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade. 
Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them." 
Women are the bloodthirsty sex... We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.' 
"That's a pretty lame superhero name," I told him. "Scooby-Doo is already taken," he said with dignity. "Anything else sounds lame in comparison." 
Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.