Robert Mugabe quotes
It could never be a correct justification that, because the whites oppressed us yesterday when they had power, that the blacks must oppress them today because they have power.
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is realHumor Funny Sarcasm
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.Marriage
The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.Politics
I am an educationist. I'm an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know?
If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.Men Children
We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.Politics
Our economy is a hundred times better, than the average African economy. Outside South Africa, what country is [as good as] Zimbabwe?.. What is lacking now are goods on the shelves - that is all.
Don't fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistanceHumor
South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he's a foreigner
The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.Evil
All Robert Mugabe quotes ⇑
It could never be a correct justification that, because the whites oppressed us yesterday when they had power, that the blacks must oppress them today because they have power. 
Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real 
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 
The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans. 
I am an educationist. I'm an economist. I am a politician. I am also now a good storyteller, you know? 
If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads. 
We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans. 
Our economy is a hundred times better, than the average African economy. Outside South Africa, what country is [as good as] Zimbabwe?.. What is lacking now are goods on the shelves - that is all. 
Don't fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance 
South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he's a foreigner 
The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.