Steven Moffat quotes

One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an …One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.

Short Hope Truth

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of …You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you.

Time Humor

We're all stories, in the …We're all stories, in the end.

Life

Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum …Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!

Short Humor Science

There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a …There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.

Humor Science

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a …People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Humor Time

The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, …The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me.

Universe

Rule 1: The Doctor …Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

Short Humor Lie

You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the …You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!

Book

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It …Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

Humor

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your …I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Humor

The Doctor: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look …The Doctor: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.



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Bow ties are …Bow ties are cool.