Terry Pratchett quotes
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. 
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. 
It's still magic even if you know how it's done. 
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom 
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy. 
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. 
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove. 
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. 
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. Terry Pratchett Humor quotes ⇑
Humor Quotes
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. 
The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it. 
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. 
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. 
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? Terry Pratchett Funny quotes ⇑
Funny Quotes
"The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." "Well, of course, it is. It has to deal with the male one." All Terry Pratchett quotes ⇑
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can't shut your mind.
If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.
Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.
People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.
Death: "There are better things in the world than alcohol, Albert." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It's a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.
This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out... That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.
Insanity is catching.
"Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.