“ Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. ”
Source: City of Bones
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It doesn't matter which religion, which nonsense you belong to, the moment you get God's stamp on what you believe in, that's it, you don't have to apply your intelligence and see what you are doing with life 
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. 
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. 
If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be one nation gone under. 
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something. 