“ Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? ”

Previous Next Richelle Mead

Source: The Golden Lily

Categories: Humor


Similar Quotes



I'm from where your hustle determines your … I'm from where your hustle determines your salary.

Short Humor

'The world isn't fair, Calvin.' 'I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my … "The world isn't fair, Calvin." "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"

Humor

I've gotten really hot since you went … I've gotten really hot since you went blind.

Short Humor

Black holes are where God divided by … Black holes are where God divided by zero.

God Science Humor

The more I learn about people, the more I like my … The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Short Humor People

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your … Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

Life Short Truth Humor