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“ For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry! ”
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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed. 
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. 
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. 
There are only two kinds of people in the world, mystics and mistakes. If your perception has made a mistake you're a mistake. If your perception has gone beyond the mistakes and beginning to see life just the way it is then you are a mystic 
It doesn't matter which religion, which nonsense you belong to, the moment you get God's stamp on what you believe in, that's it, you don't have to apply your intelligence and see what you are doing with life 