“ Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. ”
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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. 
Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. 
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. 
Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. 
I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own. 
I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone.