“ It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.' ”
Source: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
Categories: Humor
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I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. 
The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it. 
Indeed I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do. 
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: 'Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.' 