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“ Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”
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You cannot rise in love, you cannot stand in love, you cannot fly in love, you have to fall. Something of you should fall, otherwise it will not work. You will not know it. 
To love the person who is next to you is the biggest challenge. To love somebody who is not here is always easy 
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. 
Once you have a child it's a twenty year project. That is if they do well, if they don't do well it's a lifelong project 