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“ If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'. ”
Source: Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons
Categories: Love Humor Analogy
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