“ Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." ”
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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. 
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. 
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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. 