“ Ethan Wyeth: "I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth: "Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. ”
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People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion. 
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. 
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. 
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily. 
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something. 