“ Never miss a good chance to shut up. ”

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills … Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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God is silent. Now if only man would shut … God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

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Humor is reason gone … Humor is reason gone mad.

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Never ruin an apology with an … Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a … I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

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Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right … Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

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