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“ If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car! ”
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"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. 
(On Soul Mates) Body needs a mate, understandable, mind needs a mate to some extent. The soul if it needs a mate, it's a lost soul 
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