“ The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ”
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. 
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