“ Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.. ”
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Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it! 
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. 
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. 
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. 
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. 