“ Even when opportunity knocks, a man still has to get up off his seat and open the door. ”
Categories: Opportunity Humor
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked. 
If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce. 