“ Why do gurus shave their beards? Beard does not grow on just Gurus, it grows on all men, But they are all doing all kinds of funny things with it - you must ask them why are they shaving it. ”
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pbr0L0KQb4
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