Chuck Palahniuk Short quotes
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Short Quotes
All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.Short Effort
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.Short Humor
You gain power by pretending to be weak.Short Power
Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.Short Humor
The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.Short Humor
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.Short Truth Honesty
We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.Short War World
Chuck Palahniuk Life quotes
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Life Quotes
The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.Life Love Short
At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.Life
Our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.Life Future Past
After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.Life
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You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.Funny Short Smile
You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.Love Short Hurt
Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.Courage Science
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.God Life Short Humor
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.Inspirational Loss
Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.Funny
The things you used to own, now they own you.Desire
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.Goal Short Reality
The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything.Freedom
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?Happiness Humor
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.Humor
Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f**king life.Life lessons
We've spent so much time judging what other people created, that we've created very, very little of our own.Time People
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.Family God Humor
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.Choice
It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.Beauty Money Power
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.Heart Short
your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it's all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.Individuality
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.Death Love Humor
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.Truth Humor
If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?God Enemy Question
Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?
The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can't feel a thing. Trust me on this.Truth Trust Hurt Secret
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.Desire Love
We'll never be as young as we are tonight.
It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.Death Control
One minute was enough... A person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.Work Moment
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
What we don't understand we can make mean anything.Humor
Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.Humor
I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.Reality