“ Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you. ”

Previous Next Chuck Palahniuk

Source: Fight Club

Categories: Short Humor


Similar Quotes



The best of us must sometimes eat our … The best of us must sometimes eat our words.

Life Short Humor Mistake

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your … May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Short Humor Evil

Consistency is the hallmark of the … Consistency is the hallmark of the unimaginative.

Imagination Short Humor

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat … Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

History Short Humor Past

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six … Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Short Witty Humor

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age … Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Short Humor