Erma Bombeck quotes
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.Humor Family Advice
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.Laughter Hurt Pain Humor
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.Women Humor
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'God
All Erma Bombeck quotes ⇑
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. 
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. 
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. 
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'