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“ When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. ”
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You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words. 
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. 
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. 
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something. 
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. 