Frank Zappa quotes
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. 
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. 
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?', Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?' 
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. 
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST. 
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. 
Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. 
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. 
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. 
