“ Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?', Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?' ”
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There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. 
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. 
Now, the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. 