“ I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently, I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. ”

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Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change … Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.

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All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking … All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be … All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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