“ Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. ”

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I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day … I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day after.

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a … The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

Short Time Humor Future

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse … Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

Short Humor

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of … An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

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I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me … I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

Short Humor Sarcasm Attitude

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it … I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

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