“ If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. ”

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I would believe only in a God that knows how to … I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.

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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can't shut your … The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can't shut your mind.

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If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said … If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone."

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