“ Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing. ”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
Categories: Humor
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