“ I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. ”
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Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. (Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.) 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. 