“ May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ”

Previous Next George Carlin

Categories: Short Humor Evil


Similar Quotes



Neither 'love' nor 'evil' conquers all, but 'Evil' cheats … Neither 'love' nor 'evil' conquers all, but 'Evil' cheats more.

Love Short Humor Evil

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the … When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Funny Life Short Humor

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our … We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Short Humor

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong … The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Short Witty Humor World

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with … Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Love Relationship Short Humor

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate … Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

Short Humor